desum | HOST CLUB PLOTTING

okay, so this is a separate post for anything related to the host club player-run event!

as most people know, we're currently trying to raise funds to rebuild the dorms! thanks to everyone's genius minds and ishimaru's eventual approval, we got the go-ahead to make a host club/maid cafe hybrid, so everyone can get involved. the initial plan is for the log to go up on saturday, 10th of july, but of we're open to discussion on that as well.

now, rika and ishimaru are the organizers, but not everything can be done with two pair of hands! so they're def looking for volunteers and helpers to put all of this together. this will be a two-classroom deal, so they need people to help set things up, help out with making the food, as well as help out with the costumes. ofc anyone is free to join as a host/maid, too! uniforms are provided, and if you want your character to wear something they normally wouldn't, feel free to blame it on costume mixup or whatever, go wild... be free...

on another note, we also need to set up some booths to entertain our clients! if your character wants to take initiative and contribute in any way, or set up a booth with something to collect money, too, feel free to throw the idea at me and i'll include it in the event writeup! every booth will need to be pre-approved by ishimaru, but other than that, go wild... be... free... this is our kibou hen. as a blanket warning rika is still kinda uncooperative so you'll probably have better luck getting ishimaru's help but listen,

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okay we might have to check with ori but hiro was willing to make flyers or whatever for it
and meng yao wanted to cook
so komaeda would have passed this knowledge to rika

anyway if we're getting a kissing booth I WANNA RUN THAT W SUBARUU except making it a knife throwing booth where ppl pay 800 but they get 1600 if they hit komaeda (pull them off the dark web they love this shit) but it never hits and then our wonderful Maya will come, tbh imma just regain komaedas rich money from home I make ac in 2 days IM CRYING

? WE ARE NOT DOING A KNIFE THROWING BOOTH IN MY CHRISTIAN HOST CLUB

ALSO I HATE YOU CAN JUST REGAIN MONEY U MAKE ME SICK

WHY CANT WE LIVE A LIL SOME PPL ARE FREAKS... I wonder if ori will let his luck be used idk BRO IF WE CANT HAVE KNIFE THROWING BUT I guess he can wear a suit and bring in the food and drinks or something :/

hes gotta pull his hair up

LISTEN I GOTTA DO WHAT I GOTTA DO KOMAEDA COULD PROB PAY FOR IT IF I JUST REGAIN HIS MEGAMILLIONS HONESTLY

WHY COULDNT HE DO THAT EARLIER HUH!!!!!!!!!!! JUST REGAIN MONEY AND SAVE US THE TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway u can go throw knives in a separate room NEITHER RIKA NOR ISHIMARU WILL ENDORSE THIS OTHERWISE FOOL ASS

BECAUSE KOMAEDA DOESNT CARE ABOUT HIS MONEYYYYYYYY

oh you right I need yall to endorse, it's ok he will just be a smooth talker and normal passing for this and then it's back to being a freak

not him normal passing... i just know hes gonna say something freaky to a customer but maybe they'll happen to like it so who knows

aNYWAY HE DOESNT CARE BUT HE KNOWS WE NEED IT!!!!

Listen for the dorms... it will have to happen bc he can be... ok sighs looks at watch 8th tally if they don't like it

STOPPP HOW MUCH IS THE GOAL ANYWAY AND ILL LOOK TO SEE IF I CAN PUT IN THE MONEY POT

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NMS PLEASE IF KOMAEDAS AT HIS BOOTH SUBARU AINT GONNA GET CUSTOMERS... UR ASS IS TOO UNCANNY... dont ruin his game

take ur near death kink to the other side of the hall

no bc I told cain that komaeda would be normal and sexy as hell for it so appreciate him doing what's needed bc he is a pretty boy bitch

he literally has lice

nsizjsinxids please iM TRYING TO EAT LUUUNCH I CANT BE CHOKIN

IM JUST SAYIN

HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE LICE I SAY 8T BC ITS FUNNY leave WHORE It was a spider

? he has lice

And you're stroking a urethra and anus. But I aint mad

GET YOUR RICH MONEY AND GOOOO thanks for doing what you need to do and clean up well komaeda... these two will rule the school with their good looks

we will it's ok I told cain but he's making me want to take it back and regain a bomb tbh we will see what coin flip komaeda will have

but subaru, for you, jackfruit-kun, the ladies and mennies will love us

STOP BITCH FUND THEM

Lice: ask policely!

throws Komaeda into orbit instead

hehehehe ishimaru-kun!!! trash like me can be thrown by you... I love your hope

Maybe it's actually the Sun he had to be thrown into

its bc you hate me huh... ishimaru-kun... sighs.... i dont deserve the sun

That's not true, it awaits you with a loving embrace!

crawls onto your back ok ishimaru kun take us to the sun :)