HOST CLUB PLOTTING

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okay, so this is a separate post for anything related to the host club player-run event!

as most people know, we're currently trying to raise funds to rebuild the dorms! thanks to everyone's genius minds and ishimaru's eventual approval, we got the go-ahead to make a host club/maid cafe hybrid, so everyone can get involved. the initial plan is for the log to go up on saturday, 10th of july, but of we're open to discussion on that as well.

now, rika and ishimaru are the organizers, but not everything can be done with two pair of hands! so they're def looking for volunteers and helpers to put all of this together. this will be a two-classroom deal, so they need people to help set things up, help out with making the food, as well as help out with the costumes. ofc anyone is free to join as a host/maid, too! uniforms are provided, and if you want your character to wear something they normally wouldn't, feel free to blame it on costume mixup or whatever, go wild... be free...

on another note, we also need to set up some booths to entertain our clients! if your character wants to take initiative and contribute in any way, or set up a booth with something to collect money, too, feel free to throw the idea at me and i'll include it in the event writeup! every booth will need to be pre-approved by ishimaru, but other than that, go wild... be... free... this is our kibou hen. as a blanket warning rika is still kinda uncooperative so you'll probably have better luck getting ishimaru's help but listen,

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[starrypoint]

subaru canonically did part time waitering in his first and second year let me make his third the same...!!!! i'll think of a potential booth later bc he'd wanna join in that way but he'd totally be game to lend a hand to his new school body

Canned Food Drive!!!

[kingofscience]

While the Host Club/Maid Cafe is happening, Senku wants to put together a canned food drive so that we’ll also have food for the month of August! With a lack of students there to mooch off of, it’s gonna be tough, so he wants them all to be prepared!!

[mermaidcursed]

i threw a maid outfit at nene, she's ready! (just be sure to help cover up the obvious signs of lots of crying with makeup.) she can also help provide baked goods to serve, and will happily assist in cleanup afterwards. she doesn't trust herself making coffee however, especially if hanako is around because he doesn't understand food and edibility anymore. ask me about the cafe side chapter sometime.

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PLEASE subaru waiting tables... cute... he's just a puppy here 2 serve people drinks... BUT OFC if he'd like to organize a booth of his own, he's welcome to! get to work new guy maybe u won't have to sleep on the floor for as long as the rest of them _(:3

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THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA UGH SPOOKS YOUR MIND!!! ofc rika would be all for it, summer break is a Concern, and i'm sure ishimaru would also approve so tbh tbh this is a winner

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BAKED GOODS WOULD B AMAZING they need some cake and snacks to serve their clients or otherwise what kind of maids would they be...... but yes ofc nene's welcome to help out anytime, and leave makeup to rika, she's been concealing not feeling for a while now,

[mermaidcursed]

nene will make such cute cookies and cakes.... one or two might even be spooky-cute...

god please help her conceal rika she only has her red eyeshadow (yogen cant take that from her) and her eyes are red enough already right now (is this a joke about her crying or about her actual red eyes? Yes.)

[silentabyss]

this might be a horrid month for noah to help out so this might be up in the air for him, but he can do sleight of hand tricks since he's a pretty deft kid. i am shoving him in a maid dress. so everyone come find you entertaining catboy in a maid dress doing funky fresh tricks for money he can probably juggle knives too but that's ~dangerous~

too lazy to switch journals but I do recall promising that if rika begs enough lucifer will put on the maid dress too! lucifer can also handle more gourmet-style cooking and sell that sort of thing at the event. nothing too ridiculous like caviar and duck a la mode or w/e but nothing cheap either?? also lucifer is Very Hot and has no issues playing the Host role so that'll be fun

[mermaidcursed]

dad and daughter cooking together... nene showing lucifer how she makes frosting roses and ghosts or strawberry flowers.... gotta make some good cakes and cookies after all!!!

[samuraiwomen]

I would personally love for Sara to join and wear a suit perhaps after breaking some sort of expensive vase or-

She'd be really terrible at doing host things because she's a bossy and impolite person who would be more likely to critique your table manners then tell you how handsome you are...but some people like that. In terms of contribuiting outside of that...if anyone has a sword she could borrow she could show off some cool kendo tricks. Otherwise I think she'd just be happy helping Ishimaru with paperwork if he needs it.

[starrypoint]

maybe if he can work it, itll be a karoke booth.... or maybe.... a kissing booth.... gotta do that fanservice idols are so famous for,

[contrarily]

SARA IN A SUIT... SWOONS

[contrarily]

kissing booth... flashbacks to the movie
BUT WELL... IF U CAN CONVINCE ISHIMARU... rika would bully him into it but unfortunately she's too depressed to care right now :/ but maybe... if subaru can sell it enough... just tell him it's for charity and it'll be chaste pecks...

[silentabyss]

NOOO that would be so cute actually?! he has no idea how to cook "cute" since he's used to just cooking fancy to feed the bros... please show him cute cooking and watch him be baffled by it. the one thing the avatar of pride can't do...

[commences]

okay we might have to check with ori but hiro was willing to make flyers or whatever for it
and meng yao wanted to cook
so komaeda would have passed this knowledge to rika

anyway if we're getting a kissing booth I WANNA RUN THAT W SUBARUU except making it a knife throwing booth where ppl pay 800 but they get 1600 if they hit komaeda (pull them off the dark web they love this shit) but it never hits and then our wonderful Maya will come, tbh imma just regain komaedas rich money from home I make ac in 2 days IM CRYING

[starrypoint]

crying. it'd have to be pecks because subaru's still under idol thought so he can't do Kiss kissing.... and also thatd be embarrassing... kissing someone? thats a lil too intimate for his issues

but he'll totally get ishimaru on his side, probably!!! who can resist a dog!!!!

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? WE ARE NOT DOING A KNIFE THROWING BOOTH IN MY CHRISTIAN HOST CLUB

ALSO I HATE YOU CAN JUST REGAIN MONEY U MAKE ME SICK

[mermaidcursed]

his test will be making the tulip strawberry sandwiches........ also flower carrots will be part of this curriculum. she's gonna show him cute bentos.

[starrypoint]

NMS PLEASE IF KOMAEDAS AT HIS BOOTH SUBARU AINT GONNA GET CUSTOMERS... UR ASS IS TOO UNCANNY... dont ruin his game

take ur near death kink to the other side of the hall

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THERES A CHANCE THEN
PROBABLY
WORK UR PUPPY MAGIC

[silentabyss]

well if you're gonna test him now he HAS to make them perfect because it would hurt his Pride if it was any less. look what you've Done

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WHY CANT WE LIVE A LIL SOME PPL ARE FREAKS... I wonder if ori will let his luck be used idk BRO IF WE CANT HAVE KNIFE THROWING BUT I guess he can wear a suit and bring in the food and drinks or something :/

hes gotta pull his hair up

LISTEN I GOTTA DO WHAT I GOTTA DO KOMAEDA COULD PROB PAY FOR IT IF I JUST REGAIN HIS MEGAMILLIONS HONESTLY

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no bc I told cain that komaeda would be normal and sexy as hell for it so appreciate him doing what's needed bc he is a pretty boy bitch

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WHY COULDNT HE DO THAT EARLIER HUH!!!!!!!!!!! JUST REGAIN MONEY AND SAVE US THE TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway u can go throw knives in a separate room NEITHER RIKA NOR ISHIMARU WILL ENDORSE THIS OTHERWISE FOOL ASS

[contrarily]

he literally has lice