+1 priest...!!

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greetings, my children.......

hello!! prince here, bringing along a priest for all your Father-ing needs!! (yes, there's a Dad joke here, and I'm waiting for you all to make it ICly.) Abel is a dysfunctional loser who has a big, fat, bleeding heart and happens to be a vampire-eating-vampire back in his world!! wow, he's just a loser here with the whole de-powered thing. amazing!! you can read more about him here should you be inclined, and here is his permissions post for any potential opt-out!!

with all these teens and high-schoolers running around, clearly you need a chaperone who definitely won't attempt to con you into giving him the last twinkie out of the vending machine with big, melodramatic puppy eyes. he's an adult, guys. --on the upside, he will do his sincere best to keep others in good spirits and as cared for as you can be in horror high school. (godspeed, soldier.) let him take care of you, alright?! half of you aren't going to take care of yourselves, are you? goodness!!

abel's homeroom is 3-C and he's locker 142! please let me know if you'd like to arrange him annoying your character if they're nearby; he definitely isn't shy about bugging people. with excessive friendliness. excessively.

if you'd like to contact me for plotting or just say hi, you can reach me on plurk at skordghoul or pm me! i'm excited!!

p.s.: obligatory meme (ignore the anime cap, the anime doesn't exist shhh no sweetie we don't talk about that):

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A priest and a father, what we need in this hell hole! I love it!! hi my name is nimise and i play komaeda! i can't wait for you to be my personal confessional!!

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sprinkles everyone casually with holy water, this is fine.jpg,

nice to meet you nimise!! wow, sure can't wait for that and it doesn't sound menacing or worrisome at all haha just some wholesome confessional times, is that it.... closes my eyes......

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how do you have so much holy water.... how clean is it... looks at you

he has to talk about the guy he revers like a god to someone, you know a priest would understand his obsession and not judge him but also how do you feel about murders :) komaeda likes those

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listen... he's a priest, he can make holy water, it's totally fine and definitely clean. probably! haha it's probably definitely clean... maybe.

......okay so about this murder thing,

how would komaeda feel about maybe not? like maybe just not, with the murder? like how attached to the murdering is he on a scale of 1 to 10,

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ok listen none of us has had a good bath I don't think.. please fix me holy water, i'm sick and dying so i think it's fitting?

oh well hm.. from 1 to 10.... that's a lot.. he's never thought of maybe not murdering, but you know.. there's always new paths of englightment to choose. if i had to choose how attached.. i'd have to say.......

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Hope :]

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WOW sure is a lot to unpack here... glad there are so many WELL-ADJUSTED kiddos in this here high-school!!! wow!!!!

yeah let's just douse this one in holy water and start with some nice calming not-murder therapy, shall we... no murdering allowed... come eat some sandwiches with the nice priest man, it's all going to be ok... (sweats violently)

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well the water ain't right you know... unless it's just strawberry milk but i doubt that

oh how nice why don't you let komaeds fix the sandwiches? i think that would be a great bonding time to show that he's recovering and will be okay in the near future

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oh it's absolutely strawberry milk, for sure...? yeah, for sure!! just pink to add flavoring...!!

...wow? c-cute...? koko can make sandwiches, and learn to sew, have nice civil conversations about how murder is bad, it'll be great...