incoming crime boy ahoy

[jokey]

howdy yogen! i'm milky and i'm super excited to bring you akira from persona 5 royal! he's a good pure perfectly innocent school boy who has never done anything wrong in his entire life (citation needed). i'm eager to throw akira into the mix and play with y'all!

as an aside, this akira is a Totally New Akira™ and doesn't smell or taste anything like the old one, nor will he remember anyone he may have met here prior. enjoy your newly minted crime boy.

as an aside of an aside, feel free to add me on discord (milky#8773) or plurk (shitpost). i'm readily available on both but use plurk mainly to answer the occasional pp and add my useless two cents on other people's plurks, so don't be surprised if you rarely (read: never) see me make one of my own.

again, i'm so so excited to be here and i'm looking forward to playing with you all! 💖

Comments

[jokey]

hello hello!! reaches for komaeda....... i love he, i can't wait for our boys to get up to Shenanigans

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reaches for akira............ we bout to be a couple of bestiesssss :heart: :heart: we can have them hang out with the cats, because komaeda loves them so after causing problemsTM they relax with the cats, i'm so excited to link them up!!!

[jokey]

besties in crime boyery........... wow, when's the wedding

let's absolutely have them hang out with the cats!! akira clearly needs komaeda to give him the grand tour and involve him in all the problems

[commences]

wow..............you move fast!!! maybe we can get hitched w the cats, who gunna know....

yesss let him, he can show akira all this cool stuff and maybe the killer worm in the crawlspace (that is also how we get through the school without being spotted, he's gunna tell him ALL abt the school tek...). what do u think about murder mr akira kurusu-komaeda

[jokey]

the cats can be their witness 😤 no one tell them the odds, their marriage will clearly be long and fruitful and no one will get stabbed or murdered

i'm down to have them meet and mess around whenevs!! jfc, killer worm in the crawlspace.......... it's a good thing he's perfected his pokerface?! he's stanned a murderer before so it's cool, it's fine, their first date's gonna be discussing murder over coffee and akira won't even blink

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wait when you get married you HAVE to stab!?!?!?!? wtf wtf.... just one little stab to make sure you know the marriage is real!! the black cat is bev and the white is lily may, and bev might disappear on them in the middle but lily may is a trooper...

HE STANNED A MURDERER sighs its time for him to join hope class, hope he's excited to stan murder for HOPE. NOO WILL HE MAKE COFFEE FOR THEM nothing too sweet so that they can talk over murder. you know what's the craziest murder you ever seen kurusu kun? what was your murderer you stanned like, was it for hope. sometimes a little despair makes a brilliant hope!!

if you were an ultimate, you'd be the ultimate thief bc u stole my heart

[jokey]

omg FINE, one loving stab is all komaeda gets, ok......... bev and lily may!!! what cute names... akira already loves them, stans them, will die for them and name his future kids after them

HE WILL HAPPILY MAKE COFFEE FOR THEM. he won't judge komaeda for being a murder gremlin but he'll judge him based on how he takes his coffee tbh?? place your order wisely, murder boy

wooow you better HOPE he doesn't steal ur heart, he's offering a half price special on change of hearts

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OK so where can he stab akira? looks at his arm? do you lift....YESSS you can name them anything you want but those are how komaeda would introduce them... sighs... in exchange where are the mona teas!! tell him!!

STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP WHY IS HE JUDGING HIM LIKE THIS?!?!?!?!?!? listen.... so he takes his coffee..... not sweet give him anything but nothing sweet!! sighs he got dementia it effects his tastebuds!! coffee for dementia people!!!

SO NOW U STEAL FROM THOSE BLINDED BY LOVE!??!

[jokey]

he'll have to take akira's word that he works out, komaeda's not allowed to stab his arms and sabotage his sick gains?? stab him somewhere people won't see the evidence, go for a glute maybe... if komaeda-kurusu promises to stab him gently he'll show him his eight million mona pics!!

he's gonna serve komaeda a straight up psych eval in a coffee cup, ok... "so you like your coffee black huh, cool, do you like your coffee like you like your corpses, what kind of woman was your mother"

IT WAS A CRIME OF PASSION, HE DID THIS OUT OF HIS UNDYING LOVE FOR KOMAEDA-KURUSU