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desum2021-10-16 01:30 pm
sportadork) wrote in desum2021-10-16 01:30 pm
-1 pink cheerleader, +1 blue kangaroo
an FAQ for whatever weird shit i'm on rn
WHAT'S GOING ON
starting on november first, stephanie will be completely unavailable for threads until otherwise stated. instead, you will find sportacus, who has seemingly completely taken over her place in the school. everything that was hers, from her PDA to her homeroom, is now his. don't worry nobody is more upset about this than he is.
WHAT HAPPENED TO STEPHANIE
well, after writing the note, she went into the bathroom with [a train passes by]
IS SHE DEAD
she's [loud wailing ambulance sirens]
IS SHE COMING BACK
[tractor trailer leans on the horn]
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PLANNING THIS
longer than you'd think
questions and comments and concerns can be filed with my secretary by which i mean me but wearing a different hat.
WHAT'S GOING ON
starting on november first, stephanie will be completely unavailable for threads until otherwise stated. instead, you will find sportacus, who has seemingly completely taken over her place in the school. everything that was hers, from her PDA to her homeroom, is now his. don't worry nobody is more upset about this than he is.
WHAT HAPPENED TO STEPHANIE
well, after writing the note, she went into the bathroom with [a train passes by]
IS SHE DEAD
she's [loud wailing ambulance sirens]
IS SHE COMING BACK
[tractor trailer leans on the horn]
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PLANNING THIS
longer than you'd think
questions and comments and concerns can be filed with my secretary by which i mean me but wearing a different hat.